It’s great to be here. 

(I’m) glad to be back.

I didn’t come for a while.

My name is K as in Kazuhisa.

I was born and raised in a little town Komazawa in crazy Tokyo.

neighborhood

My field is construction.

I work for myself as a local contractor building a house.

It’s nearly 25 years since then. 

Time fries.

Now quite a middle-aged man I am.

That makes me to be health conscious over the past a few years.

I have exercise habits such as running, swimming and riding a bike to compete triathlon.

These days I have more time to train/do workout all such things day by day paying no attention to my job.

Now there is a rumor that my boss is going to fire me.

But you know luckily, I’m the boss.

This is the punchline.

That’s all for now.

born　     bear-bore-born

raised      raise-raises-raised

punchline n)ジョークのオチ